Sometimes in the whole scheme of things......we need to find humor in life so as not to go crazy. Children do it all the time.
"US Politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book replied "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the politician. "How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or [censored], or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The politician, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea.."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or [censored], or no life after death, when you don't know [censored]?"
*** I may memorize this one on a few moments just like this ***
"US Politician was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book replied "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the politician. "How about why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or [censored], or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The politician, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea.."
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no GOD, or no Heaven or [censored], or no life after death, when you don't know [censored]?"
*** I may memorize this one on a few moments just like this ***
