Surgical Debate
Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a surgeon from Newfoundland, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine .... and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
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Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first an Ontario surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second a Quebec surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third a B.C. surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth an Alberta surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a surgeon from Newfoundland, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine .... and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
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