Speaking on behalf of all rabid animals everywhere, I want to CONDEMN, in the strongest possible terms, this thread's assumption that rabid animals are somehow less "cuddly" and "nice" and "friendly" than non-rabid animals. It's exactly this sort of vicious steriotyping that's led to today's bigoted cultural oppresion of the Hydrophobically-Enhanced Community. Well, we're not going to submit any longer!
Free the Hydrophobic! Down with the Hydrophilic!