Subject: Fw: Non Partisan Joke

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Finally, a non-partisan campaign joke we can all live with !!!
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>
> A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness.
> His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
>
> "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. ". We seldom see a high official
> around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
>
> "No problem, just let me in," says the guy.
>
> "I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
> you spend one day in **** and one in Heaven. Then you can choose
where to
spend eternity."
>
> "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.
>
> "I'm sorry but we have our rules."
>
> And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes
down,
down, down to **** . The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
of a
green golf course. In the distance is a club and standing in front of
it are
all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him, everyone
is
very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet him, hug him, and
reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the
expense of
the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster
and
caviar.
>
> Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has
a
good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time
that
before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug
and
waves while the elevator rises.
>
> The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit Heaven."
>
> So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented
souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good
time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St.
Peter
returns.
>
> "Well then, you've spent a day in **** and another in Heaven. Now
choose
your eternity."
>
> He reflects for a minute, then the senator answers, "Well, I would
never
have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in **** ." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he
goes
down, down, down to **** .
>
> Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a
barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
in
rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The Devil
comes
over to him and lays his arm on his neck. "I don't understand,"
stammers the
senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and club and
we
ate lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there
is, is
a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
>
> The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning...Today you voted for us!"
>
> VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!!
 
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