Stupidest jokes - Please contribute

[simple_gifts]

Married women generally are fatter than unmarried ones

After a long day @ the office, an unmarried woman comes home, looks in the fridge and goes to bed; a married one comes home, looks in the bed and goes to the fridge.

Like this because it first appears to be a slight on women, when it actually is one on men

 

[Inked]

 

[ZeeOSix]

 

[vavavroom]

The worst movie in a trilogy is usually the turd one.

 

[manicrodder]

The worst movie in a trilogy is usually the turd one.

In the case of "Tremors" it started with # 2. Come to think of it, it was literally number 2.

 

[vavavroom]

I only ever saw the or

In the case of "Tremors" it started with # 2. Come to think of it, it was literally number 2.

I only ever saw the first Tremors movies. They are probably up to #10 by now!

 

[M56959]

Given the inappropriate posts that I've removed this topic has run its course