I can see the conversation now...
Other Party: "Where are you going?"
Chris: "To count the Squirels Nipples"
O/P: "HUH?"
Chris: "No it's cool, these guys online want to know if the squirel is male/female and I have to see if it has nipples"
O/P: "ok, have fun" (Meanwhile the O/P calls the local Psychiatric ward in that county.)

(J/K)
That is a big squirrel...
