Squirrel. Fat or pregnant?

[Chris142]

This fellow or lady has been hanging around the bushes near the back door. Things huge! Either fat or pregnant? I dunno which.

 

[StevieC]

These look like "Big-Foot Sighting" pics...

 

[Drew99GT]

I can't get the squirrels off my bird feeders, so they chow down all day. There's a couple of them in my back yard that are probably 1.5 times that big! One in particular probably weighs as much as a small cat. Well, the rest of America is getting obese. The squirrels might as well join in the fun.

 

[Aspen7]

I hate to break it to you but that's not a squirrel, it appears to be a baby Chupacabra

 

[StevieC]

 Originally Posted By: Drew99GT

...Well, the rest of America is getting obese. The squirrels might as well join in the fun.

Try one of these...

 

[tom slick]

Looks like a target to me!

 

[Drew99GT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPmZ-TdxEQ4&feature=related

 

[BimmerMan]

It looks like dinner to me.

 

[sciphi]

That's one fat squirrel!

 

[Aspen7]

 Originally Posted By: Drew99GT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPmZ-TdxEQ4&feature=related

Oh my gosh! I've got to direct my mom to this video. Squirrels are making her life miserable. She thinks the Bible is referring to a squirrel when it talks about the anti-christ.

 

[moribundman]

 Originally Posted By: Chris142

Either fat or pregnant?

Find out if it's a boy or a girl. That will narrow the options down to a fat male, to a fat female, or to a fat pregnant female.

 

[StevieC]

 Originally Posted By: BimmerMan

It looks like dinner to me.

But you live in California... Shouldn't you be in the South-Eastern states? (J/K)

 

[Chris142]

 Originally Posted By: moribundman

Find out if it's a boy or a girl. That will narrow the options down to a fat male, to a fat female, or to a fat pregnant female.

How? Pull down it's pants?

 

[moribundman]

 Originally Posted By: Chris142

 Originally Posted By: moribundman

Find out if it's a boy or a girl. That will narrow the options down to a fat male, to a fat female, or to a fat pregnant female.

How? Pull down it's pants?

Uh, I don't see it wearing any pants! Just get a close look!

 

[GMBoy]

Squirrels are cool, I got them coming to me to eat out of my hand. Anyhow - is the squirrel is pregnant or nursing you will see the rows of nipples just like on a pregnant dog.

 

[moribundman]

Squirrels have six nipples. On the show Fringe, Walter proposed the "half nipple theory:" the ideal number of young should be half the number of nipples available, with the maximum number of young being the number of nipples. What now, Octomom?

 

[Chris142]

My phone takes better pics than videos. I'll go see if I can count nipples! That sounds bad

 

[StevieC]

I can see the conversation now... Other Party: "Where are you going?" Chris: "To count the Squirels Nipples" O/P: "HUH?" Chris: "No it's cool, these guys online want to know if the squirel is male/female and I have to see if it has nipples" O/P: "ok, have fun" (Meanwhile the O/P calls the local Psychiatric ward in that county.) (J/K) That is a big squirrel...

 

[moribundman]

 Originally Posted By: Chris142

My phone takes better pics than videos. I'll go see if I can count nipples! That sounds bad

Hmm, maybe you need to put on your new glasses for a clearer view. That squirrel got big headlights!

 

[Aspen7]

 Originally Posted By: Chris142

This fellow or lady has been hanging around the bushes near the back door.Things huge! Either fat or pregnant? I dunno which.

And you thought your squirrel was fat.