I can't get the squirrels off my bird feeders, so they chow down all day. There's a couple of them in my back yard that are probably 1.5 times that big! One in particular probably weighs as much as a small cat.
Well, the rest of America is getting obese. The squirrels might as well join in the fun.
Squirrels have six nipples.
On the show Fringe, Walter proposed the "half nipple theory:" the ideal number of young should be half the number of nipples available, with the maximum number of young being the number of nipples. What now, Octomom?
I can see the conversation now...
Other Party: "Where are you going?"
Chris: "To count the Squirels Nipples"
Chris: "No it's cool, these guys online want to know if the squirel is male/female and I have to see if it has nipples"
O/P: "ok, have fun" (Meanwhile the O/P calls the local Psychiatric ward in that county.)
That is a big squirrel...