Spending Habits

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May 27, 2002
London, AR
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and

begins to talk

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new

2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last

year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."The man hangs up. The other men in the

locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone

know who this phone belongs to?"
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