Silly, Silly, SILLY question

I have 2 qts. of M1 75W90 synth gear oil I purchased for my old Saab 900 turbo. Well, the car is in auto heaven now and I have an auto 9-5. Am I correct in thinking this stuff should go nowhere near my sump due to "friction modifiers?" Last thing I want my con rods to do is get a good grip on their bearings. Is there any automotive application of this stuff? Sorry, just been staring at this stuff for a couple years and don't know what to do with it.