From the March 2006 issue of Road & Track magazine: Carlsbad, California children love their new after-school program. After it turned out that the van transportation would cost $125 per month per child, the Boys And Girls Club director found a better rate; $90 per child per month to ride in an $82,000 35-foot Ford Excursion super-stretch limousine. The kids enjoy plenty of room, adjustable music, an alcohol-free bar, and mood lighting. One third-grader confessed, "I feel like a movie star." I can't make this stuff up.