Satan

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A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil one incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the old man and said...... "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" "Yep, sure do." "AREN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?" "Nope, sure ain't." "DON'T YOU REALIZE I CAN KILL YOU WITH A WORD?" "Don't doubt it for a minute." "DID YOU KNOW I COULD CAUSE YOU PROFOUND, HORRIFYING, PHYSICAL AGONY FOR ALL ETERNITY??" "Yup," was the calm reply. "AND YOU'RE STILL NOT AFRAID OF ME??" asked Satan. "Nope." More than a little perturbed, Satan asked......."SO, WHY AREN'T YOU AFRAID?" The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 45 years."
 
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