M moribundman Joined Jun 2, 2003 Messages 23,591 Dec 4, 2005 #1 All men have one. It's longer on some men than on others. A man gives it to his wife, but the pope doesn't use his. What is it?
All men have one. It's longer on some men than on others. A man gives it to his wife, but the pope doesn't use his. What is it?
B Bill Joined Jul 1, 2002 Messages 477 Location Auburn Hills, Michigan Dec 4, 2005 #2 His 'Last Name'
wavinwayne Joined Jan 6, 2005 Messages 8,198 Location North Alabama Dec 4, 2005 #3 Why, it's his last name, of course. ......dooooh, bill beat me to it.
M moribundman Thread starter Joined Jun 2, 2003 Messages 23,591 Dec 4, 2005 #4 Sorry that riddle was old enough to have a beard!
Pablo Joined Oct 28, 2002 Messages 59,399 Location Everson WA - Pacific NW USA Dec 4, 2005 #5 I was thinking "money line" quote: Sorry that riddle was old enough to have a beard! Click to expand... And facial hair, too.
I was thinking "money line" quote: Sorry that riddle was old enough to have a beard! Click to expand... And facial hair, too.
M moribundman Thread starter Joined Jun 2, 2003 Messages 23,591 Dec 4, 2005 #6 Okay, wisen-wiener Pablo, riddle me this one: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
Okay, wisen-wiener Pablo, riddle me this one: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
wavinwayne Joined Jan 6, 2005 Messages 8,198 Location North Alabama Dec 4, 2005 #7 OOH, OOH!!! I KNOW, I KNOW..........
B Bill Joined Jul 1, 2002 Messages 477 Location Auburn Hills, Michigan Dec 5, 2005 #8 Legs... Udders...
M moribundman Thread starter Joined Jun 2, 2003 Messages 23,591 Dec 5, 2005 #9 You know, Bill, you can give only one answer. Your left brain got it all right, but then the reptilian brain just had to chime in and offer answer number two!
You know, Bill, you can give only one answer. Your left brain got it all right, but then the reptilian brain just had to chime in and offer answer number two!