Riddle (not dirty!)

[moribundman]

All men have one. It's longer on some men than on others. A man gives it to his wife, but the pope doesn't use his. What is it?

 

[Bill]

His 'Last Name'

 

[wavinwayne]

Why, it's his last name, of course. ......dooooh, bill beat me to it.

 

[moribundman]

Sorry that riddle was old enough to have a beard!

 

[Pablo]

I was thinking "money line"

quote:

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Sorry that riddle was old enough to have a beard!

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And facial hair, too.

 

[moribundman]

Okay, wisen-wiener Pablo, riddle me this one: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

 

[wavinwayne]

OOH, OOH!!! I KNOW, I KNOW..........

 

[Bill]

Legs... Udders...

 

[moribundman]

You know, Bill, you can give only one answer. Your left brain got it all right, but then the reptilian brain just had to chime in and offer answer number two!