Ricer Jokes

[Dan4510]

Rice Joke #1: You know you’re a ricer when your car can’t clear the pebbles in your driveway Rice Joke #2: You know you’re a ricer when you have a Type-R coffee mug Rice Joke #3: You know you’re a ricer when you have a giant muffler for your rear end. Rice Joke #4: You know you’re a ricer when you have a “My other car is a civic” bumper sticker Rice Joke #5: You know you’re a ricer when you have neons for your pants Rice Joke #6: You know you’re a ricer when your car is sponsored by Uncle Ben’s Rice Joke #7: You know you’re a ricer when you get free chopsticks in the mall parking lot Rice Joke #8: You know you’re a ricer when you cant see cop car lights thru ur tinted windows Rice Joke #9: You know you’re a ricer when your spoiler can’t clear low-flying aircraft Rice Joke #10: You know you’re a ricer when you’re driving a bowl full of noodles Rice Joke #11: You know you’re a ricer when your decals conceal your entire yellow paint job Rice Joke #12: You know you’re a ricer when you have chopsticks for short shifters Rice Joke #13: You know you’re a ricer when have a spoiler collection Rice Joke #14: You know you’re a ricer when your name is victor and your chin hits the steering wheel Rice Joke #15: You know you’re a ricer when you have so many dash toys you can’t see out ur windshield Rice Joke #16: You know you’re a ricer when you have alteeza taillights on ur house Rice Joke #17: You know you’re a ricer when you get kicked out of the AirCare building Rice Joke #18: You know you’re a ricer when you lost to a bike in a drag race Rice Joke #19: You know you’re a ricer when you have neons and ground effects for your bed

 

[ScottB]

Redneck joke #1-100: You know you're a redneck when you keep posting "Ricer" jokes online...

 

[wantin150]

Compensating for a lack of something by making fun of other people?

 

[DeathDynamics]

"Rice Joke #8: You know you’re a ricer when you cant see cop car lights thru ur tinted windows" Oh! That one's hurtful! Just kidding, my tint's not THAT dark.

 

[Matt89]

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Originally posted by wantin150: Compensating for a lack of something by making fun of other people?

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I'd say the only ones compensating are those who turn an otherwise undistinguished econobox into a multicolored, flashing, flatus-imitating, soot covered rolling obscenity.

 

[dima]

agree!!!

 

[Vuser]

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Originally posted by dima: agree!!!

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So do I.