I heard a joke, and then a variant of the same joke.
Two ministers were walking through the woods when they encountered a pack of hungry bears. As the bears came closer, one minister said to the other, "I hope these bears have Christian values". With that, one bear comes up very close and says:
"Lord, we thank thee for the food thou has provided"
Variant of joke:
Two radio amateur operators were walking through the woods when they encountered a pack of hungry bears, wearing hats. One radio amateur operator says to the other, "I hope these bears have Christian values". With that, one bear comes up very close and says:
"Oy veh, ve look all day for a nice Kosher nosh, and instead ve get hams".
Two ministers were walking through the woods when they encountered a pack of hungry bears. As the bears came closer, one minister said to the other, "I hope these bears have Christian values". With that, one bear comes up very close and says:
"Lord, we thank thee for the food thou has provided"
Variant of joke:
Two radio amateur operators were walking through the woods when they encountered a pack of hungry bears, wearing hats. One radio amateur operator says to the other, "I hope these bears have Christian values". With that, one bear comes up very close and says:
"Oy veh, ve look all day for a nice Kosher nosh, and instead ve get hams".
