Don't know if I would call this humor, but thought this was the best place to post this. Some of you don't qualify for this but thought you would enjoy. You might be a redneck if..... it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God..." you've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places... you still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival..." you bow your head when someone prays... you stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem... you treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have... you've never burned an American Flag... you know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening... you respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same... you'd give your last dollar to a friend... We have enjoyed the rednuck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country, and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. Am I a Redneck? YOU BETCHA!!!