GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR)
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust
for his beloved widow.However, she can't touch it until she turns 16.
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Folks in Alabama now go to some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not
admitted.
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The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems
they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
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How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck!
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Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year
for a million years.
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Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it
took out the whole trailer park.
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The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
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A Georgia State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver,"Got
any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
A South Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust
for his beloved widow.However, she can't touch it until she turns 16.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Folks in Alabama now go to some movies in groups of
18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not
admitted.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems
they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried
tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year
for a million years.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~
Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it
took out the whole trailer park.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Georgia State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver,"Got
any ID?" The driver said,
"Bout what?"
