GIT-R-DONE (REDNECK HUMOR) A South Carolina redneck passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow.However, she can't touch it until she turns 16. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Folks in Alabama now go to some movies in groups of 18 or more. They were told 17 and under are not admitted. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The minimum drinking age in Tennessee has been raised to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Mississippi, reruns of "Hee Haw" are called documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tennessee has a new $3,000,000 State Lottery. The winner gets $3 a year for a million years. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ~~ Recently, the Governor's Mansion in Little Rock burned down. In fact, it took out the whole trailer park. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas is Interstate 40. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Georgia State Trooper stopped a pickup truck. He asked the driver,"Got any ID?" The driver said, "Bout what?"