Quotes/Bumper Stickers

[LVHospiceRN]

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime
Give a man Religion...
And he will starve to death praying for a fish!"

Just IMHO
darrell
sin city

 

[rpwilliams]

I have personal favorite bumper sticker that is on every vehicle I've ever owned, even motorcycles. When I sell them people tell me that they will never take it off. It's only about 2" tall & 4" wide and reads:

"STUPID PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BREED"

If only it worked. Support parent liscensing.

 

[fuel tanker man]

Bumper sticker: YOU! Out of the gene pool!

 

[rpwilliams]

Just remembered another one I saw that had me laughing for days:

"Nuke gay whales for ****** "

I would like to know what evil genius thought up that one.

 

[rpwilliams]

I guess the forum wouldn't let that last word go through. I will mis-spell it for you.

"... kryst"

 

[JohnnyO]

I ordered one the other day, U.S. flag and the words "TEAM Infidel".

 

[HardbodyLoyalist]

Bumper sticker: "Keep honking, I'm reloading."

 

[tweeker43]

quote:

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Originally posted by srivett:
Oh yeah, one day I was following a guy in a red Escort. Across the back window was the following in 8" letters.

"The B I T C H Mobile"

I can't believe that guy would marry said woman or have the guts to drive her car...

Steve

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well, maybe it wasn't his wife's car...

know what i mean?

 

[cryptokid]

a recient one i bid on at ebay.

"let her die"

 

[dickwells]

My latest favorite:

Rope Tree Liberal
Some assembly required

 

[BOBISTHEOILGUY]

If I wanted to listen to your crap, I'd get into the car with you.

 

[Bugshu]

YaY for Bob !!!!!!

Happy Motoring All,

Bugshu

 

[srivett]

I saw one today that I liked,
"We are on Indian Land"
My first thought was that we weren't on a reserve but I caught on quick enough...

Cheers, Steve

 

[TallPaul]

Saw this one the other day:

"H e l l was full, so I came back!"

 

[rpwilliams]

"Everyon is entitled to my opinion"
"Maybe your only purpose in life is to serve as a bad example"

 

[Palangi]

Bumper sticker which used to be common around here 20 years ago:

If you (heart) New York, take Interstate 20 East


Best one I ever saw:

Support General Aviation, _____ a Pilot.

 

[cit1991]

I'm against mandatory helmet laws, they interfere with natural selection.

 

[Gary Allan]

I didn't see it so...

How's my driving? 1-800-EAT $#**

 

[znamya]

This is funny, I saw it selling in harvard square/boston

"NOTHING GROWS UNDER A BUSH"

 

[n8wvi]

Saw on a car the other day:

Eschew Obfuscation

and

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Dave