Quotes/Bumper Stickers

motorguy222 · Feb 10, 2005

Source - Funny Quote RaLpH (Donald)?- Clear as mud. Bumper Sticker- It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you. Religious- Try J e s u s . If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back. Bumper Sticker- Woman who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Philosophical- If marketing executives could sell, then they would be salesmen. Bumper Sticker- If seagulls hang around the bay. Why aren't they called bay gulls? Bumper Sticker- Don't take my signals literally. Bumper Sticker- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Bumper Sticker- My wife's other car is a broom. Bumper Sticker- I'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you. Keanu Reeves- I mean really wonderful. In teaching. Personal epiphanies. About life. About different perspectives .. help with different perspectives that you have. You know what I mean? Relationships to nature. Relationships with the self. With other people. With events." Keanu Reeves, a 36 year old actor, spoke these words while discussing the "wonderful experiences" he's had with drugs. Religious- What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand? Bumper Sticker- I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! Religious- Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours? Bumper Sticker- Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light. Religious- If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard. Bumper Sticker- Next time you think you're perfect .. try walking on water! Bumper Sticker- If you don't like the way I drive - get off the sidewalk. Bumper Sticker- Warning: I brake for the heck of it. Bumper Sticker- Hang up and drive. Bumper Sticker- Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep. Bumper Sticker- Caution I swerve and hit people at random. Bumper Sticker- Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car) --Your Fire Department Bumper Sticker- I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made. Bumper Sticker- Have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?

kenw · Feb 10, 2005

Mine: "The small pedal by your right foot? Press it and see what happens." I'm still trying figure out how to get the message seen on my FRONT bumper however....

buster · Feb 10, 2005

My favorite: "[email protected] may love you but everyone else thinks your an @sshole." "Wife and dog missing, reward for dog."

JohnnyO · Feb 10, 2005

This one was around a long time ago, I live only a few hours from Three Mile Island. Bumper Sticker-"Ted Kennedy Has Killed More People Than Nuclear Accidents." [LOL!]

Buzzsaw · Feb 10, 2005

I saw this bumper sticker the other day: 35,000 battered women and all this time I have been eating them plain. [Razz]

n8wvi · Feb 10, 2005

Since we're (barely) on the topic of the conservative senator from Massachusetts: Bumper sticker: My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car. Dave

JohnnyO · Feb 10, 2005

Also the wife and I both have rear window stickers on our rides with the outline of a running greyhound and the words "My Dog Is Faster Than Your Dog". [Big Grin]

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Originally posted by Buzzsaw: 35,000 battered women and all this time I have been eating them plain.

I did have that accidental fingernail in the eye episode several years ago, night vision in my left eye will never be normal, but I digress. [Wink]

[ February 11, 2005, 11:39 AM: Message edited by: JohnnyO ]

Doug C · Feb 15, 2005

This one can be used either on the front or back bumper... depending on your politics: Run Hillary, RUN!

n8wvi · Feb 15, 2005

"A government with the policy to rob Peter to pay Paul can be assured of the support of Paul" - George Bernard Shaw Duh! That's how our gov't works! Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life. [Big Grin]

Dave

Alan · Feb 15, 2005

Seen this one: "It's a white thing,you wouldn't comprehend"

MAJA · Feb 15, 2005

Remember all those "I (heart image) my dog" or horse, or cat, etc. I always hated those. I remember someone offering a "screw image" sticker to cover up the "heart image". I thought that was good. (I still have a full box of those....)

Rick in PA · Feb 16, 2005

Heard this one today: "Off they go! I must hasten to catch-up, for I am their leader!" [Razz]

LarryD · Feb 24, 2005

This is an old one: Bumpersticker: "My Karma just ran over your Dogma"

Reg# 43897 · Feb 24, 2005

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Originally posted by tom slick: bumper sticker "If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie Odonell fat"

Now THAT'S funny! I love it. John.

tom slick · Feb 25, 2005

bumper sticker "If guns kill people then spoons made Rosie Odonell fat"

srivett · Feb 25, 2005

I have considered getting the following: "400 000 km later and I'm still getting 45MPG, how about you?" another one is, "The closer you get, the slower I go." Steve

srivett · Feb 25, 2005

Oh yeah, one day I was following a guy in a red Escort. Across the back window was the following in 8" letters. "The B I T C H Mobile" I can't believe that guy would marry said woman or have the guts to drive her car... Steve

motorguy222 · Feb 25, 2005

How about the bumper sticker that says: If you ride my bumper I will flick a booger on your windshield.

kreigle · Feb 27, 2005

quote:
Originally posted by JohnnyO: This one was around a long time ago, I live only a few hours from Three Mile Island. Bumper Sticker-"Ted Kennedy Has Killed More People Than Nuclear Accidents."

I was in Jr. High when that happened. My parents' house and the school were within the 5-mile evacuation radius. I liked the shirts that were around then: "I survived TMI. Now I'm sterile, wanna try?"

Mike_dup1 · Mar 7, 2005

Bumper sticker "I snatch kiss's amd vice-versa"

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