Source - Funny Quote RaLpH (Donald)?- Clear as mud. Bumper Sticker- It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you. Religious- Try J e s u s . If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back. Bumper Sticker- Woman who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Philosophical- If marketing executives could sell, then they would be salesmen. Bumper Sticker- If seagulls hang around the bay. Why aren't they called bay gulls? Bumper Sticker- Don't take my signals literally. Bumper Sticker- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Bumper Sticker- My wife's other car is a broom. Bumper Sticker- I'm not deaf.. I'm just ignoring you. Keanu Reeves- I mean really wonderful. In teaching. Personal epiphanies. About life. About different perspectives .. help with different perspectives that you have. You know what I mean? Relationships to nature. Relationships with the self. With other people. With events." Keanu Reeves, a 36 year old actor, spoke these words while discussing the "wonderful experiences" he's had with drugs. Religious- What part of "THOU SHALT NOT" don't you understand? Bumper Sticker- I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! Religious- Life has many choices. Eternity has two. What's yours? Bumper Sticker- Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light. Religious- If you don't want to reap the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil's orchard. Bumper Sticker- Next time you think you're perfect .. try walking on water! Bumper Sticker- If you don't like the way I drive - get off the sidewalk. Bumper Sticker- Warning: I brake for the heck of it. Bumper Sticker- Hang up and drive. Bumper Sticker- Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep. Bumper Sticker- Caution I swerve and hit people at random. Bumper Sticker- Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car) --Your Fire Department Bumper Sticker- I just got a new car for my wife today. Best trade I ever made. Bumper Sticker- Have you joined Thinker's Anonymous yet?