Prison or Work

London, AR
Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer... IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle. IN PRISON - you get three meals a day. AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON - you get your own toilet. AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family. IN PRISON - the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required. AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens and guards. AT WORK - they are called managers and brown noseying co-workers. Have a Great Day at WORK!!!