POLITICALLY CORRECT USAGE WHEN TALKING TO / ABOUT A FEMALE

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She is not:A BAD COOK She is:MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE She does not:GET PMS She becomes:HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL She does not have: A KILLER BODY She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE She is not:A BAD DRIVER She is:AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED She is not a:PERFECT 10 She is:NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR She is not:EASY She is:HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE She does not:HATE SPORTS ON TV She is ATHLETICALLY BIASED You do not ask her:TO DANCE You request a:PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE She is not HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS She is:MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED She is not:COLD OR FRIGID She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE She does not:WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP She is:COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE Her breasts are:CENTRALLY LOCATED She is not:A SCREAMER OR MOANER She is:VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE She does not SUN BATHE She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT She does not:CUT YOU OFF She becomes:HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE She does not have BIG HAIR She is:OVERLY AEROSOLED She does not:SHOP TOO MUCH She is:OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
 
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