She is not:A BAD COOK
She is:MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She does not:GET PMS
She becomes:HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not have: A KILLER BODY
She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not:A BAD DRIVER
She is:AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She is not a
ERFECT 10
She is:NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
She is not:EASY
She is:HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not:HATE SPORTS ON TV
She is ATHLETICALLY BIASED
You do not ask her:TO DANCE
You request aRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE
She is not HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is:MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She is not:COLD OR FRIGID
She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
She does not:WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is:COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE
Her breasts are:CENTRALLY LOCATED
She is not:A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She is:VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not SUN BATHE
She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
She does not:CUT YOU OFF
She becomes:HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
She does not have BIG HAIR
She is:OVERLY AEROSOLED
She does not:SHOP TOO MUCH
She is:OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS
She is:MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE
She does not:GET PMS
She becomes:HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL
She does not have: A KILLER BODY
She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE
She is not:A BAD DRIVER
She is:AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED
She is not a
ERFECT 10She is:NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR
She is not:EASY
She is:HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE
She does not:HATE SPORTS ON TV
She is ATHLETICALLY BIASED
You do not ask her:TO DANCE
You request a
RE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCEShe is not HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is:MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED
She is not:COLD OR FRIGID
She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE
She does not:WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is:COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED
She does not have: GREAT CLEAVAGE
Her breasts are:CENTRALLY LOCATED
She is not:A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She is:VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE
She does not SUN BATHE
She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT
She does not:CUT YOU OFF
She becomes:HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE
She does not have BIG HAIR
She is:OVERLY AEROSOLED
She does not:SHOP TOO MUCH
She is:OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS