Poker Players

London, AR
Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the Condo clubhouse when Willie loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time, standing at the table. Gus looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws and Harry picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Harry goes over to the Willie’s apartment, knocks on the door, the wife answers, and asks what he wants. Harry declares, "Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Harry says, "I'll go tell him."