Points to ponder

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Have you eve imagined a world without hypothetical situations? If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? Why is brassiere singular, and panties plural? If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helments? What do they use to ship styrofoam? Why do they sterilize the needle for a lethal injection? Is it true that cannibals dont eat clowns because they taste funny? Why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor when you cant drink and drive? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? (And one for the slick 50 guys) If nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan?
 
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