Does this work? I mean, you aren't even pulled over to the curb, it looks like you left it running!
I say grow a pair and park in the guy's driveway. Only has to last 1/500 second without getting the bum rush!
This looks like a stock photo to me.
Considering the areas they are in, I'd take the one in Sioux Falls all day. Around here, that house would probably sell for about 45% of that list price, tops. The one in San Jose would sell for 10% of its list price.
Here's a local place... imagine what this place would go for in Cali... maybe $3 mil?
5BR, 2 bath, 6 acres... $309k