Petition filed to make being a Browns/Bengals fan a condition for medical mariju

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I think that this could be extended to being a Cowboy fan over the last 20 years. Jerrah finally gets rid of Garrett, and then hires someone who claims to have reinvented himself... I am sure Rodgers is having a good chuckle.
 
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There's still people suffering from loose bowel syndrome from Art Modell moving the Browns out of Cleveland in 1996.
 
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If the Browns/Bengals equals medical marijuana, what do Lions fans get? Detroit Lions' last playoff win was 10,000 days ago. The numbers make it feel worse-Detroit Free Press headline In 1991 the Lions won their first playoff game win since 1960. They haven't won another playoff game since. That's right, one win in 60 years.
 
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If Ohio's legislature would come into the 21st century and just legalize the stuff, they wouldn't need a petition...
 
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As a nearly lifelong resident of the northeast suburbs of Cincinnati I am fully in support of this petition, or any other such methods to ease the pain, even though I wont myself partake of the medical foliage due to the fact that the very few times I have tried the nonmedical variety I would have gladly chewed my way out of a steel shipping container with half my teeth tied behind my back in order to escape the feeling it gave me. Which is similar to the feeling I get anymore while trying to watch a Bengals game. I cant be too critical of the poor schleps, one of my in-laws is dating one of their star players and him becoming a family member is starting to look like a real possibility, so I'll refrain from further criticism, but I will say its nice to see help from the medical community is at least being considered.
 
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Hey, people want their weed. If they take a selfie with a Browns shirt and get an online script, more power to them.
 
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Originally Posted by dave1251
Originally Posted by skyactiv
One long suffering fan of Ohio's NFL teams has filed a petition with the state medical board to make being a fan of the Browns and/or Bengals a medical condition treatable with medical marijuana. https://www.nbc4i.com/news/state-news/petition-filed-to-make-being-a-browns-beng
Treating depression with a depressant makes sense.
Only if you dilute it enough (homeopathy joke here)
 
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