Osama went to heaven.........
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who
proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many
times with a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that
provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph,
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and
unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel,
"This is not what you promised me!"
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.
There he was greeted by George Washington, who
proceeded to slap him across his face and yell at him,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose
and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama in the groin and said,
"This is why I allowed our government to provide for the
common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many
times with a long cane and said, "it was evil men like you that
provided me the inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph,
James Monroe and 66 other early Americans came in and
unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and writhing in unbearable pain, an Angel
appeared Bin Laden wept and said to the Angel,
"This is not what you promised me!"
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in heaven. What did you think I said?
