“When I was a kid I got no respect —
On the playground, I had to keep running from one end of the see-saw to the other.”
On the playground, I had to keep running from one end of the see-saw to the other.”
No Respect
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I applied for a job @ MLB, it appears I struck out getting it.
I told the Planters company I didn't want to work for peanuts.
I ended up working for Otis; the job has its ups and downs.
I told the Planters company I didn't want to work for peanuts.
I ended up working for Otis; the job has its ups and downs.
My wife told me to take out the garbage. I told her, YOU cooked it, YOU take it out.
The doctor told me I have 4 months to live. I said I want a second opinion. He said OK, you're ugly.
I asked my wife why she never tells me when she reaches climax. She said, "You told me never to call you at the office".
Lemme tell ya...
The doctor told me I have 4 months to live. I said I want a second opinion. He said OK, you're ugly.
I asked my wife why she never tells me when she reaches climax. She said, "You told me never to call you at the office".
Lemme tell ya...
Zorak is a menace
I was so ugly my father kept the picture of the kid which came with the wallet.
I saw a movie he made about following his son into college. Thought it was hilarious. This would have been 20-30 years ago...
EDIT:
Back to School, 1986.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090685/?ref_=nm_knf_t1
EDIT:
Back to School, 1986.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090685/?ref_=nm_knf_t1
To me, Rodney was one of the really great comedians I had the pleasure to listen to in my 74 years of life. He always makes me laugh. I was sorry when he passed away. I don;t think we will see a comedian of his caliber again.
Someone told me I was a man of high caliber; I didn't realize that meant I was a big bore.
That was a hilarious movie.
I once wanted to go ice skating on the pond out back of our house.
My dad told me to wait until it got warmer.
My dad told me to wait until it got warmer.
No , It meant you have big guns.
