The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas troops will be dropped off in Iraq after having been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today; 2. There is no limit; 3. They taste a little bit like squirrel; 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jeesus; and 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Sunday.
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Will Jeff Foxworthy be the commanding General?
you forgot North and South Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, many grain belt states would gladly sign up as well and then there are those redneck wannabe's from new york and new jersey that would demand to be in on it as well. it would be over WELL before sunday!!!
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