New Brand of Wine

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Soon Wal-Mart customers will be able to sample a new discount item:

Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine", said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing. She said: "The right name is important." So, here we go: The top 10 suggested names for Walmart
Wine:

10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

2. Grape Expectations

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine:

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white or red meat (Possum or squirrel).
 
Very Good!
Check out this special wine!!
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I used to work for Gallo. One product they make was especially liked by women.

We called it:

Panty Dropper
 
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