New anti-stab knife

[Quattro Pete]

Originally Posted By: tom slick
Maybe next they can develop spoons to keep the population from getting fat.

A diet spoon has already been invented...

 

[mechtech2]

I'll bet the new British knife leaks.

 

[Scimmia]

Remember the safety scissors from kindergarten? Eventually that's all we'll be able to buy.

 

[Steve S]

Originally Posted By: Shannow
Wait until Oz hears of this.

There goes my garlic and rosemary studded lamb roasts...or here comes my new bench grinder.
Yum!

 

[AcuraTech]

What an effing joke. Let's ban criminal minded idiots, instead of utensils that I use to cook food for my family.

Banning knives does no good, you can make a rudimentary "shank" out of just about anything, including toothbrushes and underwear elastic. You could stab someone with a pencil if you really wanted to.

Problem is that it doesn't work vice versa. You can stab someone with just about anything, but you can't cut vegetables with a pencil.