Written by MC5W20
Walmart has been price dropping motor oil in there stores all across the country. Thousands of BITOG members having been swooping in and emptying shelves. Some of the more "diseased" members with severe cases of OCD having been refinancing there homes to fuel there addiction. There is one report of a member who bought a second home "just because it had a three car garage" with which he could house his "stash". "Stash" is Bitog lingo for a stockpile of motor oil for future use.
One recently divorced member was interviewed for this article. He is the proud owner of a "stash" of 460 quarts of motor oil. His name is "Oil Leak". He declined to use his real name for this interview.
Q. Oil Leak, why do you own 460 qts. of motor oil?
A. Hey man, Walmart has been moving oil to the closeout shelf for weeks, and they just price dropped Super Tech 5qt. jugs to $9.50. You would have to be a lunatic to not add to your stash at those prices.
Q. Oil Leak, we have been told you recently divorced? Is this true and does it have anything to do with motor oil?
A. Absolutely it has to do with motor oil. That old nag, who was quite hot actually, just wouldn't shut up whenever we went into Walmart. I mean, who could possibly think about shoes and new underwear when the closeout shelf was full with oil that nobody had cleared out yet. I mean who can live with somebody who doesn't recognize a deal when they see it.
Q. So, was it a messy divorce?
A. No, we both agreed we were different people with different priorities and I just wasn't willing to stop buying motor oil and auto related fluids. Listening to the nagging just wasn't worth it anymore.
Q. So why the fascination with motor oil?
A. Is that a real question?
Q. Yes. it is a real question.
A. I want to get 400,000 miles out of my truck so I can post on BITOG and brag about.
Q. What was your oil bill last month?
A. It was about $430. I had a lot cash saved up. Oil prices had been high for the last 9 months and I had been doing little purchasing, but know that prices have come down I have been buying oil that I currently have no use for. Life is great.
Q. You have no use for the oil but yet you buy it?
A. Yes
Q. Why?
A. Because its cheap, and someday I will use it. Then I can go to work and brag about my $15 oil change when everyone else is paying $60.
Q. So you like to brag?
A. You bet, I got 460 quarts of oil. Didn't pay more then $2 a quart for any of them.
Q. Wow, you are a thrifty shopper?
A. yep
Q. Any adivice for novices and newcomers wishing to play the oil market.
A. Sure, you got to be relentless in stopping in at Walmart everytime you drive buy. You got to be quick with the plastic man, you gotta load up that cart everytime there is a markdown on oil. If you don't buy someone else will and then you won't be able to post on BITOG about your super awesome score. I mean rubbing it in the nose of another bitoger about your score is like better then sex, man. You gotta give up a lot of free time if your gonna score big.
Well that concludes our interview with "Oil Leak".
Walmart has been price dropping motor oil in there stores all across the country. Thousands of BITOG members having been swooping in and emptying shelves. Some of the more "diseased" members with severe cases of OCD having been refinancing there homes to fuel there addiction. There is one report of a member who bought a second home "just because it had a three car garage" with which he could house his "stash". "Stash" is Bitog lingo for a stockpile of motor oil for future use.
One recently divorced member was interviewed for this article. He is the proud owner of a "stash" of 460 quarts of motor oil. His name is "Oil Leak". He declined to use his real name for this interview.
Q. Oil Leak, why do you own 460 qts. of motor oil?
A. Hey man, Walmart has been moving oil to the closeout shelf for weeks, and they just price dropped Super Tech 5qt. jugs to $9.50. You would have to be a lunatic to not add to your stash at those prices.
Q. Oil Leak, we have been told you recently divorced? Is this true and does it have anything to do with motor oil?
A. Absolutely it has to do with motor oil. That old nag, who was quite hot actually, just wouldn't shut up whenever we went into Walmart. I mean, who could possibly think about shoes and new underwear when the closeout shelf was full with oil that nobody had cleared out yet. I mean who can live with somebody who doesn't recognize a deal when they see it.
Q. So, was it a messy divorce?
A. No, we both agreed we were different people with different priorities and I just wasn't willing to stop buying motor oil and auto related fluids. Listening to the nagging just wasn't worth it anymore.
Q. So why the fascination with motor oil?
A. Is that a real question?
Q. Yes. it is a real question.
A. I want to get 400,000 miles out of my truck so I can post on BITOG and brag about.
Q. What was your oil bill last month?
A. It was about $430. I had a lot cash saved up. Oil prices had been high for the last 9 months and I had been doing little purchasing, but know that prices have come down I have been buying oil that I currently have no use for. Life is great.
Q. You have no use for the oil but yet you buy it?
A. Yes
Q. Why?
A. Because its cheap, and someday I will use it. Then I can go to work and brag about my $15 oil change when everyone else is paying $60.
Q. So you like to brag?
A. You bet, I got 460 quarts of oil. Didn't pay more then $2 a quart for any of them.
Q. Wow, you are a thrifty shopper?
A. yep
Q. Any adivice for novices and newcomers wishing to play the oil market.
A. Sure, you got to be relentless in stopping in at Walmart everytime you drive buy. You got to be quick with the plastic man, you gotta load up that cart everytime there is a markdown on oil. If you don't buy someone else will and then you won't be able to post on BITOG about your super awesome score. I mean rubbing it in the nose of another bitoger about your score is like better then sex, man. You gotta give up a lot of free time if your gonna score big.
Well that concludes our interview with "Oil Leak".
