Mother in law (joke)

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Mother in law [Big Grin] A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. Halfway through their trip, the mother-in-law dies. So the guy goes to an undertaker, who explains that they can ship the body home, but it'll cost $5,000 or they can bury her in the Holy Land for $150. "We'll ship her home," says the son-in-law." Are you sure?" asks the undertaker. "That's an awfully big expense and I can assure you that we do a very nice burial here. "Look," says the son-in-law, "two thousand years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." [Big Grin]
 

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Originally posted by shortyb: Good one. Definition of mixed emotions: Watching you mother-in-law drive off of a cliff............in your new Ferrari [Big Grin] .
[LOL!] I liked that one shorty. [Cheers!]
 
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