Having Thanksgiving at my house this year with members on my wifes side of the family. My FIL shouts out, that pie doesn't contain real pumpkin, Google it.
https://q13fox.com/2018/11/21/your-pumpkin-pie-probably-contains-no-actual-pumpkin/
https://q13fox.com/2018/11/21/your-pumpkin-pie-probably-contains-no-actual-pumpkin/