1.Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 2.Tune all of the radios to a polka station;then turn them off and turn the volumes up to "10". 3.Walk up to complete strangers and say,Hi! I havent seen you in so long!....etc. See if they will play along. 4.Walking through the clothing department,ask yourself loud enough for all to hear,"Who BUYS this junk,anyway? 5.Repeat number 4 in the jewelry department. 6.Follow people through the aisles,staying about five feet away.Continue doing this until they leave the department. 7.Put M&M's on layaway. 8.Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 9.Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 10.Say things like,"Would you be so kind as to direct me to the Twinkies?" 11.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 12.Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 13.When someone steps away from thier shopping cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 14.Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission:Impossible. 15.As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner,look mesmerized and say,"Wow.Magic!".