More bumper stickers

[srivett]

You guys must have seen some more good ones lately, eh?

Today I saw a license plate bracket that said,
"Follow me to Wal*Mart"
I slowed down and kept an eye out for falling parts.

Cheers, Steve

 

[Crashbox]

One bumper sticker that I saw about 20 years ago said:

"Bureaucracy: the process of converting energy into solid waste".

Since I worked for the public sector then as now, I still think it's hilarious!!

 

[labman]

Drop back, or I'll fip a booger on your windshield.

 

[JavaMan]

"No child left a dime"

 

[Crashbox]

"Don't steal. The Government hates competition!"

Used to have that one on my '66 Chevelle many years ago.

 

[TheTanSedan]

My latest favorite:

"Happiness is a crew-served weapon"

 

[srivett]

I was touring the States for the last week and you guys have A LOT of bumper stickers stuck to your cars. They aren't very popular in Canada.

The best one I saw was, "My parrot is smarter than your honours student."

Steve

 

[CincyGTS]

How about this one:

An armed man is a citizen.
An unarmed man is a subject.

 

[Intillzah]

Saw this one on a Dodge Dakota that was being pulled behind a motorhome.

"Please be patient, I'm pushing this motorhome as fast as I can"....

 

[drive it forever]

I saw a Hillary 08' bumper sticker.

 

[JAYCEE]

All-time favorite:

"IMAGINE WHIRLED PEAS"

 

[buster]

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot"

 

[Pablo]

On an SUV:

"Caution - due the high price of gas - all I can afford is beans"

 

[Blokey]

"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying"

 

[McKittrick]

I saw that "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" on a car that just ran into another one

I wonder who the police officer wrote a ticket to on that one

 

[kenw]

quote:

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Originally posted by McKittrick:
I saw that "I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" on a car that just ran into another one

I wonder who the police officer wrote a ticket to on that one

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"3 days @ Pole position"

 

[wileyE]

sticker on a sportbike: "if it can't go fast, chrome it!"

 

[XS650]

quote:

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Originally posted by wileyE:
sticker on a sportbike: "if it can't go fast, chrome it!"

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"If it don't go, chrome it."

That goes back to at least the 1950s hot rods vs lead sleds (custom cars).

Considering some of the old pharte gearheads I remember saying that in the 1950s, it probably goes back at least to the 1940s.

Everytime I see a typical Harley I'm reminded of it.

 

[javacontour]

Saw this on a bikers helmet last night.

Chrome may not get you home, but it will get you ****.

(Nope, I didn't try to circumvent the censor, I typed four asterisks.)

T

 

[Brikhead]

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather, instead of screaming & yelling like the passengers in his car"