MP and the Holy Grail has been voted best British film of all time. Life of Brian was 7th. Clockwork Orange was 2nd, Trainspotting 3rd, Lawrence of Arabia 4th and The Fifth Man would you believe 5th. Any Python fans here?
Monty Python's Flying Circus
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DINGO: [sigh] Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person, and
she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one
punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her
down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal
with her as you like. And then, spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me.
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You are in great peril!
DINGO: No he isn't.
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT: Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT: Come on!
GIRLS: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO: Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS: Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT: No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD: Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of
them!
DINGO: Yes, yes! He will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS: We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[boom]
DINGO: Oh, **** .
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT: No I'm not.
she must pay the penalty. And here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one
punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her
down on a bed and spank her.
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her, you may deal
with her as you like. And then, spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me.
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LAUNCELOT: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: What?
LAUNCELOT: Quick!
GALAHAD: Why?
LAUNCELOT: You are in great peril!
DINGO: No he isn't.
LAUNCELOT: Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD: You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT: Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD: Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT: Come on!
GIRLS: Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD: No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS: Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT: No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD: No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO: Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS: Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT: No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD: Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of
them!
DINGO: Yes, yes! He will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS: We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
[boom]
DINGO: Oh, **** .
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were. You were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous.
GALAHAD: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
LAUNCELOT: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!
GALAHAD: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No. It's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: I bet you're gay.
LAUNCELOT: No I'm not.
Not related to the films, but I love the Dead Parrot and the I Wanted an Argument sketches.
Cleese and Fawlty Towers is a scream too.
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Cleese and Fawlty Towers is a scream too.
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"I **** in your general direction."
That rabbit of Caerbannog was one bad rabbit. Unless of course you have the Holy Handgrenade.
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"
They do NOT.
"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!!!"
There's a penguin on the telly....
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
HELP, HELP, I'M BEING REPRESSED!
Can't remember the details, but thinking about the skit at the bridge in one of the movies still gives me the chuckles. (specific details may not be correct) "What is your favorite color?" "blue... no red" whaaa (as he gets ejected). "What is the terminal airspeed of a sparrow?" "English or European?" "I don't knowwwww" (as the gatekeeper gets ejected) "A King has to know these things".
Extra points, what is the theme song used in Montey Python's Flying Circus?
Extra points, what is the theme song used in Montey Python's Flying Circus?
My hovercraft is full of eels...I will not buy this record, it is scratched...you have beautiful thighs...drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!
I also have my own copy of Clockwise, with John Cleese, on DVD. No idea who I loaned it to last
I also have Fawlty Towers 'official' stationary and a book of all Fawlty Towers skits.
My sister recently was in England, I asked repeatedly for a picture of her by The Ministry of Silly Walks...
I also have my own copy of Clockwise, with John Cleese, on DVD. No idea who I loaned it to last
I also have Fawlty Towers 'official' stationary and a book of all Fawlty Towers skits.
My sister recently was in England, I asked repeatedly for a picture of her by The Ministry of Silly Walks...
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