Money and Sex

[alloy]

On their wedding night the young bride approached her husband & asked for $20 for their 1st lovemaking encounter. In his arroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for more than 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes & other incidentals she needed. Arriving home one day, she was surprised to see her husband homw in a drunken state. During the next few minutes he explained that his employer was going through the process of corporate downsizing, & he had been let go. It was highly unlikly that at age 59 he would find another position that paid anywhere near what he had been earning, & therefore, they were financially ruined. Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook that shoed more than 30 years of steady deposits & interest totalling nearly $1 million. Then showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank totalling over $2 million, & informed him that they were 1 of the largest depositors in the bank. She explained that for the three decades she "charged" him for sex, these holdings had multiplied & these were the results of her savings & investments. Faced with the evidence of cash & investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded, he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice & blurted out "IF I'D HAD ANY IDEA WHAT YOU WERE DOING, I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL MY BUSINESS!!" That's when she shot him. You know...sometimes men just don't know when to keep their mouth shut

 

[Pablo]