Men Never Learn

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> > > > Outdoor Barbecuing > > > > > > > > It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man > > > > volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put > into > > > > motion: > > > > > > > > 1. The woman goes to the store. > > > > > > > > 2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. > > > > > > > > 3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray > > > > along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, > who > > > > is lounging beside the grill, drinking a soda. > > > > > > > > 4. The man places the meat on the grill. > > > > > > > > 5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the > > > > vegetables. > > > > > > > > 6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. > > > > > > > > 7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. > > > > > > > > 8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table. > > > > > > > > 9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. > > > > > > > > 10. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, > > > > upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no > > > > pleasing some women.