Men are from Mars.......

[sprintman]

>"I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women > >differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Mars & Venus > >thing either. > > > >I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with > >their heart. And, I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire > >gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I > >do". > > > >One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. Well, the passion > >starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I > >just want you to hold me for a while." > >I said, "WHAT??" > > > >So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads. She > >explains that I'm obviously not in tune with her emotional needs as a > >Woman. > > > >I'm thinking," What was her first clue?" I finally realize that > >nothing is > >going to happen that night, so I go > >to sleep. > > > >The very next day we went shopping at a big department store. I > >walked around while she tried on three very expensive outfits. She > >couldn't decide > >which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. > > > > She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200 each to > >which I say OK. And then we go to the Jewellery Dept. where she gets > >a set of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ...she was so excited. > >She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but > >I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked > >for a tennis bracelet because she doesn't even play tennis. I think I > >threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. > > > > She was almost sexually excited from all of this and you should > > have seen > >her face when she said, "I'm ready to go, let's go to the cash > >register I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, > >honey. I don't feel > >like buying all this stuff now." > > > >You should have seen her face - it went completely blank. I then > >said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." > >And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I > >added, "You're obviously not in tune with my financial needs as a Man." > > > >I figure that I should be having sex again sometime during the spring > >of 2006".

 

[olddognewtrks]

Not with her!

 

[Shannow]

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it !!