Maw & Paw

[CharBaby]

After super, maw & paw are sittin' outside on the porch. Maw is knitting while Paw is smoking his pipe.

Maw: "So paw, wutcha do today"?

Paw: "Mmm, nutin' "

Maw: "So paw, wutcha gonna do tomara"?"

Paw: "Nutin' "

Maw: "Well you did that today"!

Paw: "Yeah well, I wasn't finished".

 

[OM605]

Sounds like a french joke about corsicans.

 

[AutoMechanic]

That is a good one

 

[4WD]

Good one …
After my dad retired we ran into one of his coworkers who asked what he’d been doing.
He said nothing and I don’t even start that until after lunch …

 

[csandste]

Sounds like a french joke about corsicans.

When I moved from Milwaukee to Atlanta fifty years ago, all Polish jokes became transposed to Alabama jokes.