"Many elves spotted..." I have a question about this!

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The only time Elves are spotted is when they have had an allergic reaction to the additives in the oils they run in competitive testing with GC...you will be comforted to know that the Elves, being Elves, have now learned how to prevent the reactions to these malevolent chemicals...hence, if someone tells you that they have spotted Elves, doubt them deeply...
 
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The elves often become allergic to the breeze coming from the Cape Fear river...so I do spot some Elves in the Buies creek area...and I always say "Hallole!!"... they hate that, I don't know ahy.
 
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