"Many elves spotted..." I have a question about this!

[Big O Dave]

How do you know? I've always heard they have stripes, or are monochromatic. I won't believe they're spotted until someone has definitive proof. Where's Pscholte when you need him?

 

[ekpolk]

Actually, pscholte just emerged from having been lost in the Black Forest for some months. He just posted yesterday. Eagerly awaiting his response. . .

 

[pscholte]

The only time Elves are spotted is when they have had an allergic reaction to the additives in the oils they run in competitive testing with GC...you will be comforted to know that the Elves, being Elves, have now learned how to prevent the reactions to these malevolent chemicals...hence, if someone tells you that they have spotted Elves, doubt them deeply...

 

[97tbird]

The elves often become allergic to the breeze coming from the Cape Fear river...so I do spot some Elves in the Buies creek area...and I always say "Hallole!!"... they hate that, I don't know ahy.

 

[spool32]

Hmm maybe i got em confused with the little voices in my head!