Sadly, I know a few guys like that that married a few grades above their league. She knows it and they know it. It's hard to watch. Feels like watching those late night guilt trip videos of starving and abused dogs in 3rd world countries. Shivver!!!!!
I prefer Don DC Currys response to the question "Honey does this dress make my butt look big?" Answer: No darling, your butt IS big. That ain't no magic dress.
A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian!"
Cabbie: "Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Brian Sullivan, every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Brian Sullivan, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Brian, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Brian. He died. I'm married to his widow."
I'm sorry, You're right, I love you always works in a pinch.
Lets face it guys, any man that is really comfortable in his skin knows that men are just as fickle, often more so, than the women we love. Look at how we act here! The latest annoyance is good threads constantly getting derailed by brand bashers. Every one gets their knickers in a bunch over silly car stuff.
With the YouTube video above, mine keeps stopping at minute 4:22 for some reason.