Made up a Joke - any good?

[MasterSolenoid]

Unless this is a from a repressed memory, I will take credit for it.

I broke my arm, ...... in four places.
I was trying to see if I was double-jointed, ...... I'm very persistent.

 

[Boomer]

This guy walked into a bar.....boy, does his head hurt!

 

[Kira]

"...any good?", you ask?
It fits a Henny Youngman pattern but broken bone jokes can displace 'the tickle' (aka too serious).

 

[Leo99]

Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one was assaulted.

 

[gman2304]

You think that’s funny….look at what you’re holding in your hand…….!