Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide.
One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, large firm breasts, and a tight butt. What's
your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours."
One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence, so am I and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, large firm breasts, and a tight butt. What's
your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let's look for yours."