Two guys are moving about in a Wal-Mart when their carts collide. One says to the other, "Excuse me, but I'm looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I and I'm getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" "She's tall, with dark hair, long legs, large firm breasts, and a tight butt. What's your wife look like?" "Never mind, let's look for yours."