Lock Your Doors! (joke)

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Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home! An Ohio man was found dead in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub. The tub had been filled with milk, sugar, and cornflakes. A banana was sticking out of his butt. Police suspect a cereal killer.
 
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Occasionally I eat at this really sleazy 24 hour place in Chicago called Diner/Grill. I'm usually in there around midnight-2am, so I get to see the real class acts. One time this woman (who is there about 20 times more often than I am, probably every day) came in drunk and told the entire place of a murder scene she saw 20 years ago... "There was hamburger patties on the floor and ceral in the bath tub. And there was a man in there and he was dead!" As terrible as it was, with how drunk she was it was so hilarious.
 
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