little red riding hood

[johnsmith]

> > Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. > > "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." > > The wolf jumps up and runs away. > > Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. > > "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again, the wolf jumps and runs away. > > About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. > > "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." > > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop."

 

[Matt_S]

That's funny. I should have seen the ending coming, but it still surprised me.