little red riding hood

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> > Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log. > > "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf." > > The wolf jumps up and runs away. > > Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush. > > "My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf." Again, the wolf jumps and runs away. > > About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock. > > "My, what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf." > > With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to poop." [LOL!] [LOL!] [LOL!] [Cheers!]
 
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