Lawyer jokes

Messages
2,361
Location
Texas
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Your honor. ***************************************** What do you call a judge gone bad? Senator.
 
Messages
456
Location
North Carolina
Lawyer's Ethical Dilemma: Client visits lawyer's office to discuss problem. When he's finished he asks lawyer how much he owes for the advice. Lawyer says $100. Client pays in cash with $100 bill and leaves. Lawyer sees that the client has accidentally given him two one hundred dollar bills stuck together. What is the lawyer's ehtical dilemma? Answer: Does he tell his partner?
 

Dan4510

Thread starter
Messages
2,361
Location
Texas
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt?" "Well, I had to chase him all through the park."
 
Top