Lawyer joke

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Hey now, you know it's only 98% of the lawyers who spoil it for all the rest.

Just kidding! We have a beloved brother-in-law and a close friend who are lawyers and great people.
 
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Rochester, NY
A lawyer and a priest die and go to heaven. St. Peter is giving them the tour, and shows the lawyer to a huge luxurious room with a soft bed and silk sheets. Then he shows the priest to a 6x10 cell with a cot and a hard wooden chair. The priest protests that he should get such a spartan room after spending a lifetime serving God, and St. Peter replies "Listen, we have thousands of priests up here, but he's our first lawyer!"
 
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