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Two convicts are about to be executed. The warden asks one, "Any last requests?" The convict says, "Yeah, I'd like to hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one last time." The warden says "Fine, we can arrange that."

The warden then turns to the other convict and asks, "How about you? Any last requests?" The second convict says, "Yeah, kill me first."
 
Two convicts are about to be executed. The warden asks one, "Any last requests?" The convict says, "Yeah, I'd like to hear "Achy Breaky Heart" one last time." The warden says "Fine, we can arrange that."

The warden then turns to the other convict and asks, "How about you? Any last requests?" The second convict says, "Yeah, kill me first."
I :love: it!
 
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