Joke (politically incorrect)

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came in this morning. I have seen something like this in the past couple of years, but it is well done, and you might enjoy it again:


On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman;
Two French men and one French woman;
Two German men and one German woman;
Two Greek men and one Greek woman;
Two English men and one English woman;
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman;
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman;
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman;
Two American men and one American woman;
Two Australian men and one Australian woman;
Two New Zealander men and one New Zealander woman;
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a
ménage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with
the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other, the Greek woman is cleaning
and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English
woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another
long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry,
and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for
their store.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the
American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of
feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of
fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees
make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is
improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the
Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The two Irish men have divided the island into north and south and set up a
distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after
the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English
aren't having any fun.
 
That's pretty good....!

It's actually not politically incorrect, because it didn't include:

African Americans, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, Canadians, Cubans, Haitians, Iraqi's.....
 
I like it
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From the related non-pc joke department.

If you got to pick from all over the world, heaven would be;
An American job/salary,
a Russian wife,
an English house and
Chinese food.

He!! would be;

A Russian job/salary,
English food, a
Chinese house and an
American wife!
 
Hilarious....... how ........unfeeling,insensitive,bigoted,and .....hilarious!

You just made my back pain unbearable !!!!
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Be careful guys, Ms. Kidman is mine!
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Whoops! High honey, just jokin'
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[ March 11, 2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: MolaKule ]
 
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At McDougal's, you buy a drink,
you buy another drink, and McDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one.
Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's.
At Vinny's, you buy a drink,Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great?
Where I come from, there's this place called Warshowski's.
At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink,they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"

"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"
 
Okay, but what about the New Zealander woman?

If she looked like Lucy Lawless, then there is something wrong with all the men.
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quote:

Originally posted by Pablo:
That's pretty good....!

It's actually not politically incorrect, because it didn't include:

African Americans, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, Canadians, Cubans, Haitians, Iraqi's.....


Leaving them out is part of being politically incorrect.
 
Seems, to avoid spoiling of our Tresury we have to demand US authority to write at the doors of all its Consulates: Visas prohibited for all Russian females irrespective of their age !"
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My friend divorced 1 year after his wife had returned from her vacation spent in the US at the family of her syster (already 16 years being the US citizen). Environment !
 
Times change. Cooking type TV shows are all the rage here in Oz and nearly every one is from the UK with occasional one from the US (Ken Hom comes to mind). Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver, Marco Pierre White, Ainsley Harriott, Gary Rhodes and hundreds more. London is now recognised as the culinary capital of Europe and the UK makes more money from people visiting for food alone than any other country according to article this week in the paper.
 
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Originally posted by sprintman:
Times change. Cooking type TV shows are all the rage here in Oz and nearly every one is from the UK with occasional one from the US (Ken Hom comes to mind). Gordon Ramsay, Jamie Oliver, Marco Pierre White, Ainsley Harriott, Gary Rhodes and hundreds more. London is now recognised as the culinary capital of Europe and the UK makes more money from people visiting for food alone than any other country according to article this week in the paper.

Sprintman, That's Wednseday nights at my place, watching the cooking shows.

Ahhhhhh Nigella
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Originally posted by MolaKule:
Okay, but what about the New Zealander woman?

If she looked like Lucy Lawless, then there is something wrong with all the men.
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A man after my own heart.

She's awesome.
 
I seem to eat pretty good in the UK, too. And that's not even counting leaving the pub? (Want disapointing food? Try Spain....although there IS good food to be found...)

She looks pretty nice for a white girl
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quote:

Originally posted by Pablo:
That's pretty good....!

It's actually not politically incorrect, because it didn't include:

African Americans, Mexicans, Muslims, Jews, Canadians, Cubans, Haitians, Iraqi's.....


Cubans? Hmmmm, never heard Cubans complaint much, since they like to make fun of just about everyone, especially Puerto Ricans.
 
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