Joke of the day

[ToyotaNSaturn]

Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

 

[XS650]

That joke was so pathetic that it was good.

 

[wavinwayne]

Another pathetic joke coming up:

A PB&J sandwich walks into a bar & orders a drink.

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food."

OOOOOOHHHHHH........But seriously folks......

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

wayne, you saw the same email I did...LOL

 

[ToyotaNSaturn]

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

 

[oilguy3]

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?"

Two men walk into a bar, the third guy ducked.

 

[dwcopple]

guy walks into a bar with jumper cables over one shoulder...the bartender looks up and says,"Hey don't be starting anything in here!"

 

[simple_gifts]

Two fish are in a tank, and one says to the other, "I'll drive and you man the guns".

 

[tom slick]

A rope walk into a bar.
bartender says "we don't serve ropes here, get out"
so the rope leaves.
once outside the rope ties himself into a knot and frayes his end then walks back inside.
bartender says "didn't I just tell you we don't serve ropes here"
the rope replys "I'm A Frayed Knot"

 

[Bob Woods]

An old hag walked into a bar with a duck under her are, a drunk asked "Hey whatcha doing with a pig" The old hag said "I'll have you know this is a duck" The drunk replied "I'll have you know I was talking to the duck"

 

[Bob Woods]

An man walked into a bar with a frog on his head, the frog said, "Does anyone know how the get this wart off my ***?"

 

[Meistersinger]

A Giraffe walks into a bar and announces "Hiballs on me!"

 

[XS650]

A termite walked into a bar and asked, "Where is the bar tender?"

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A duck walked into a bar and ordered a gin and tonic.

The bartender asked "How are you going to pay for that?

The duck replied "Put it on my bill"

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